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Will's Recap of the 1st Annual Lebowski Fest
Here is what happened at the 1st Annual Big Lebowski What-Have-You
Fest.
150 people were in attendance at the 1st Annual Big Lebowski What-Have-You
Fest, some as young as 15 and some closer to 50. Two guys traveled
from Tuscon, AZ just to bowl at the Lebowski Fest. A group of kids
skipped class on Friday, drove from Buffalo, NY, got towed on Friday
night in Ohio and still made it to the event on Saturday! A father
and son drove from Oxford, OH dressed as "The Stranger"
and "Walter" and little brother and big brother came from
Indianapolis dressed as "The Jesus" and "Jackie Treehorn".
Others traveled from Columbus, OH, Bloomington and Muncie, IN.
It was a family affair in more than one way. The Fellowship
Lanes is a Baptist establishment which meant two things: No Cussing
and No Drinking. Yes, there was actually a big sign when you walked
in with the words "NO CUSSING" scrolled ominously by the
door. The irony was irresistible since the movie mentions the "F***
word" and its variations 267 times! We were not allowed to play
the music we compiled for the event with 15 second audio clips from
the movie between tracks because there wasn't one clean one! Almost
no one had an issue with the 'no beverage' policy but the 2nd
annual will be at a place where the 'White Russians' can flow freely.
The bowling alley was in a rather seedy area of town wedged between
a trailer park and the most strip clubs per square mile in town -
including the 'The Foxy Lady', 'White Collar Lounge', 'Thoroughbreds',
and everyone's favorite 'The Classy Lady!' It was nothing but
good clean fun inside the Fellowship lanes. Seriously, it was just
really fun!
The first round of trivia was impressive with over 30 people getting
all 10 questions correct. We drew 10 round 2 finalists from the 30+
round 1 winners and came up with quite the trivia crew. Everyone was
taken into the banquet room and given 10 more written questions placed
face down with their number 2 pencils. You could cut the intensity
with a knife as the contestants reached deep within their Lebowski
memories to come up with the color of nail polish Bunny Lebowski wore.
Bill Green was busy running around with his mini-DV camera working
on his '1st Annual Big Lebowski What-Have-You Fest' documentary. He
interviewed Scott and I, the guys from Tuscon, the crew from Buffalo,
Mike from BowlingRoadTrip.com,
various attendees, and got some great Coen Brothers inspired shots
of bowling and What-Have-You.
The costume contest was won by 15 year old 'Jesus' with his glued-on
goatee which he enthusiastically kept pressing back on his face all
night! Jesus rules! Second place was taken by some very spirited Nihilists
with their jam box blaring some German Techno (Autobahn?). They had
a lot of spirit for a group that believes in "Nossing".
Third place was taken by the Stranger who brought his son (Walter)
and had "the whole cowboy thing going on." Everyone who
dressed up was awesome. There was a definite absence of 'the Dude'
in the costume contest but the spirit of the Dude was alive and well
throughout the night and seemed to be a little part of everything
there.
As you can imagine, "Over the line!" was bellowed several
times during the evening as well as "Mark it 8, Dude." Probably
my personal favorite part of the evening was when we were closing
and it was Scott, myself, Flobie, the guys from Tuscon, the crew from
Buffalo, and Mike from Bowling Road Trip hanging out and trading lines
from the movie. It may not sound that interesting, but there was an
intangible magic about it. Kinda had to be there I guess.
Furthest Traveled trophy went to the guys from Tuscon, and the crew
from Buffalo won the engraved 'Dude' bowling ball and bag. Highest
bowling score was 175. These were not necessarily seasoned bowlers.
There was a greater purpose for the evening. With four hours of unlimited
bowling, everyone got plenty of practice!
All prizes were various vintage bowling trophies with "Big Lebowski
What-Have-You Fest, 1st Place **** 2002" engraved on them. Special
thanks to the Nitty Gritty and Bombshells Clothing for donating the
vintage bowling trophies.
So now it's time to look ahead to the '2nd annual What-Have-You fest.'
We will have a bigger bowling alley and one that allows not only drinking,
but cussing as well! Hopefully by next year Mike from Bowling Road
Trip will have hit all the bowling alleys in the country and can recommend
one. We are considering a bowling alley in Louisville that is adjacent
to a drive-in movie establishment. We would love to have the bowling
from 8-12 and then have a midnight showing of the film at the drive-in!
We would also like to get a celebrity from the movie to come down.
There are some rumors that John Turturro a.k.a. 'the Jesus' visits
Louisville from time to time and is somehow affiliated with Actors
Theater of Louisville. We shall see...
Thanks again to everyone who braved 7th Street Road to be a part of
Lebowski history! Please email
us and let us know your thoughts or any suggestions for the 2nd
annual What-Have-You Fest. This has been an absolute blast from conceiving
the idea in July through the actual event last night.
Take 'er easy...
Will Russell |
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